Your Mom is My Cardio - Women's T-Shirt obrother flanked by red decorative scroll

flanked by red decorative scroll banners and featuring a strawberry illustration on the jar body

with "BUT NOBODY BELIEVES HIM" curving below the central graphic

rendered in muted skin tones with limited flat colors

but Jack Burton's personal mythology runs on a different engine than reality

Your Mom is My Cardio - Women's T-Shirt obrother flanked by red decorative scrollPutting a "your mom" joke in gold 1977 Pontiac Trans Am lettering is the typographic equivalent of wearing a tuxedo to a food fight. The font matured but the joke absolutely refused to. The Details: Retro 1970s inline letterforms with parallel striped lines within each character read "YOUR MOM IS MY" in distressed black ink. Bold golden yellow text with a dark outline reads "CARDIO" below in a larger, heavier weight with the same distressed texture